Me: What’s up etsy shop? You look down…
etsy shop: I’ve had it with you Mosey. I was in vacation mode for 2 months and then when you re-opened me you left me hanging with only a few meager items available to purchase. Humph.
Me: I’m so sorry you feel this way! I’ve been busy I guess, new stockists….
etsy shop: OOOOoo yes your precious stooooeeeeckissstss. I’m your roots Mosey. Your roots!
Me: Alright settle down shop. My stockists are very important to me, but yes you’re right. I do need to fill you once in a while. And guess what?! That while is NOW.
etsy shop: New stock? Balloons? Bunting? Now?
Me: Yep.
etsy shop: I could kiss you I really could! But I’m a small pixellated page in a huge international online market place, floating around in cyber space, and I’m not entirely sure of the logistics involved in said kiss.
Me: Hmmm…awkward.
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