Otto made Andy a clay medal in art class for his birthday. Andy’s a first prize kinda Dad. 
But Otto, well he’s a first prize kinda something else altogether.
Otto’s card read:
‘To my Daring, Delightful, Dangerous, Dynamic, Designer, Darling, deep-thinker Dad!
Happy Designer Birthday Dad!! I hope in Botswana you had a Delightful day. Now you are 34 I think you will be more Dynamic!! Also you should be less dangerous but more daring.
Keep being a Deep-thinker at SSW and stay Mum’s Darling.
Love Otto. Original Otto.’
*Disclaimer. I would like to point out here that Andy is in fact only 33 and Otto was advised incorrectly (by his mother) to put 34 on the birthday card.
otto is a total classic!
perhaps he was viewing that andy is in his 34th year….
That bday card is a keeper! As is that boy of yours! I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets hubbys’ ages wrong! Did exactly the same this year to Alex. Whoops x